do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
ok first of all what the fuck
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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