in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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