Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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