i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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