i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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