just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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