I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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