So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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