I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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