Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
