My cat gives me a boner
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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