Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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