well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
