The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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