This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she smelled like a LAN party
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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