All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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