You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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