I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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