he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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