They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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