Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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