Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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