like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
