I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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