We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Randomize
