I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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