he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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