yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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