Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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