He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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