Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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