I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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