is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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