I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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