What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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