my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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