Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
