'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Randomize
