Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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