she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
nutella sex= disaster
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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