Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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