have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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