I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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