I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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