Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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