Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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