With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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