no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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