: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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