Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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